Hello, my name is Alex.
My friend Ian has recently gone missing, and I am trying to blow this up to find him.
Like the page https://facebook.com/HelpFindIan
Tag anything relating to this with #findiangrey
Malibu Sunset by Sara Conlan
repeat after me:
there are white people suffering in the world
but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white
This sort of behavior used to irritate me until I learned about how invasive paparazzi are in America. There are no laws against it.
I’ve also realized, that by flipping off the camera, the pictures can’t be sold to magazines because of “profanity”. So really, she’s just protecting herself.
i did not know that.
My friend just texted me this and you will get this if you’re a math person 😂
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES MEactually my friend had an operation last year and she was legally dead for seven minutes from loss of blood and she said it literally feels like absolutely nothing
that’s not comforting